Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life
please dont ever use this pickup line
it worked out pretty well for Oedipus
when i turned 13 my parents teased me about becoming a “rebellious teenager” and it really pissed me off for some reason so i went around for a few days acting like the perfect little angel and my mom was like “you know you’re being rebellious by trying to prove us wrong” and i started crying
how to be better than me:
• ur already doing it
• i’m a loser
never give up on your dreams
All hail the Queen
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life