teetans:

i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.

thegeekyblonde:

when i was 12 i wrote in my diary that on shakespeare’s 450th birthday, i’d have a really hot boyfriend and subsequently lose my virginity on april 23rd, 2014. on shakespeare’s 450th birthday. exactly. 

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

rrben29:

Best show everr

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
"If you were given a book with the story of your life, would you read the end?"
(via repaint)

miss-nerdgasmz:

catscrew:

intartarus:

intartarus:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

It has been done. I can reblog now.

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